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ok.
this is non-existent but PLS continue reading on
(note the way i bold n enlarge the pls above making
the sentence more of as command then a request)
but nvm. Ill go straight 2 the point.

today, b4 leaving... me, my sis n my cousins go make
funny video.

THE CAST:
1.Shern Yi:THE CASHIER (1)
THE POLICE (2)
THE AMBULANCE (3)
THE NARRATOR
2.Zhu Wei:THE GANGSTER/THIEF/ROBBER (5)
3.Esther :THE SHOPPER (6)
4.William:BABY MICKEY (THE WEAKLING) (4)

SCENE 1.
6 walks in the shopping mall n buys some twisties,
chachos n cheddar cheese. 6 goes to 1 n pays for her
groceries.5 is nearby n spots her wallet and her groceries.

SCENE 2.
6 is walking towards her car when 5 calls her. 6 looks around
and gets punch in her face. 6 faints. 5 steals the food and runs.

SCENE 3.
4 was flying towards the shopping mall when he happened to c
'scene 2'. 4 lands and tries to carry 6 up but fails as 6 is to heavy
for him. 4 decides to leave 6 alone and goes after 5.

SCENE 4.
4 catches up with 5 and punches 5. 5 recieves the blow but
doesn't feel anything. 4 continues punching 5 for an hour and
manages to wear his arms out. 2 comes along and and takes a
cheesels. 5 sees 2 offering him the cheesels. 5 cant resist and
takes the bait. 5 is sent to prison but punches 4 softly bfore
going. 4 is sent flying and starts crying for his mother and
singing The ABC(it roks by the way) song. 4 lands near 6.

SCENE 5.
3 arrives and revives 6. 6 hugs and kisses 4 for saving her.

THE END!!!